My introduction
I appreciate anything you send to me but I CANNOT read any MAIL,COMMENTS or what have you. read on to solve the riddle on how to find me. show me how smart you REALLY are!
What I'm NOT LOOKING FOR:
booty calls, chicks with a lack of intelligence or class, human chimneys, poverty cases, head cases, anyone who has more tracks on the scalp than Jay-Z or a head with red/ blue/ green/ purple/ orange or any other un-natural colored hair, ANYONE w/ as many baby daddies as the Steelers got draft picks, sleeps with more than one man at a time, those who know nothing of what the word COMMITTED means, any female who lives on or near any of the crackehead corners in Homewood, North Side, Arlington, Lower Hil, etc...I won't tolerate gold diggaz, disease spreadaz and those who cannot maintain a high level of passion. Please don't come at me without having an automatic desire to keep yourseIf in top notch pamper...what I mean is have all your teeth, keep those hands and feet done (I will never deal with a woman who got feet so hard that they look like you been pulling the Budweiser horse drawn truck barefoot) and of course, wash dat butt on the regular.
If you do not have a lover's instinct......My passion will crush you from the very start.I will never settle.
So, with these things in mind, what's going on, ladies?
Are you interested?
Are you game?
Are you up to the task?
Are you fine enough inside and out?