male, black, intelligent, healthy, single, no kids, never married, athletic, peaceful, gentle, comical, wealthy (not for real!), dance with two left feet, excon (oh did that slip out! i mean rehabilitated!), lazy, shiftless, embellzer, crooked, liar, alcholic, with all these lovable qualities in one guy! how can you lose by choosing me? oh, did i mention im single too! take a chance it might be fun! peace!