My introduction
I once drove a car blindfolded on a dare. Stupid, immature, dumb, I know, but I'll chock that one up to the stupidity and the ridiculous perception of invulnerability as a youth.
I don't do well with heights. Sorry. I mean, you don't want me barfing all over you as we attempt to sky dive or bungee jump together. Sounds like I am doing you a favor.
My family consists of me and ten lost cats. Okay, not really. But, it is not much to brag about. I didn't exactly grow up like the Cosby Kids. However, I am not insane. I don't even do drugs. Maybe a little coke now and again. Just kidding. Relax.
Anyway, I am a "whatever goes" kinda fella. If you have a corn cob stuck up your "you know where" we may not be a match. If you have committed a felony, then we may be in matchmaking heaven. Shssh. Just kidding. Quit taking everything so seriously.