Okaaay...I think I got now. Usually dating sites are synonymous with folks replying to profiles of which they have attributes that are the opposite of the ones outlined in the wanted description. So I decided to employ my creative wit to the ying and yang factor :). Here’s what I’m looking for :
An unattractive female who finds pleasure in deceitful and malicious events. One who caters solely to their outwardly design and diminish all attempts to reveal inner beauty. One who believe liars and cheaters are front runners to the heavenly gates. Yes, I’m looking for someone with degraded moral values and serves up honesty in its most diluted manner. A mean spirited individual with a minor integrity stance. One who embeds the mindset that laughter is an overrated experience and smiles are better left undone.
Oh but put that checkbook away, there’s more. Please include a bucket full of drama and low self esteemed. Mmmm…I really loves those things. And with any luck you’re looking for a Sugar Daddy because you have never worked a day in your life for anything. “Take more, Give less” is edged on your neck in a well thought out tattoo. And here’s the big one, a woman who has been conditioned to believe she doesn’t deserved to(!--span) be treated with respect, gentleness, and held in the warmth of a reciprocating man. It is my desire to correspond with someone that wishes to converse in bold silence and leave me guessing what’s on their mind.
Wheee……Anyhow relax. This is all in good fun, however, I hope you consumed the intent and maybe I just might hear from YOU!