Gettin' fattys is my game and if you can't take a full palm smack on your dark chocolate ham steaks then don't bother responding. I am a professional Sanitation Worker and take my work very, very seriously. I am into A-Framing you mondays with my boys Mikey Speed and Fricke. I enjoy a ice cold camo Busch every morning when I'm not getting some morning box with my main slam Helga Patacky. I am single and looking to mingle with some of the darker shades of the jungle, if you know what I mean. I love to cook foods from different cultures (I make a mean grape drank). If you wanna get some of this caucasian bratwurst in your burnt sesame seed buns you know how to contact me.