I HAVE A MOUTHFUL OF SKITTLES...WANNA TASTE THE RAINBOW?!
So apparently what I said in my original profile was taken as a challenge to all the****, arrogant guys out there...lol so I thought maybe I should do some editing. If you fall into that category let me save you some time by saying I'm not interested. I'm not the least bit impressed by what kind of car you drive or how much money you have, or how well you're "hung", if your a d**k no money, car, or size is going to change that...lol! I know a lot of you will read this and think I'm a B***h, but I promise you I'm not. If you read this and find the humor in it, then you're my kinda guy...if you read this and get pissed, I'm definitely not your kinda girl...
I'm really up for anything in terms of what I like to do. I like working out, running, movies, theater, hiking...I'll try anything once (I think)...ummm okay, well let's just say I reserve the right to retract that statement at any moment in time (LoL). I'm definitely an east coast girl, born and raised in N.Y. I don't like drama. I love a guy who can make me laugh--a sense of humor is a must! I need a challenge, someone who is just as strong as I am, if not stronger. I'm looking for a good guy who is intelligent, sexy, good looking, funny, sweet, and challenges me in every way...oh and I almost forgot...someone who is ACTUALLY SINGLE and datable....crazy huh!? That's not even a word, but oh well. I seem to attract freaks, and I don't mean the "good" kind of freaks, I mean the scary, run for your life kind of freaks! So if you're the latter of the two keep it moving ??!
Oh and I should probably mention, if you're looking for a fling or a "lil somethin, somethin" on the side, I'm afraid I'll disappoint you. I'm the main course, the entree , not the side dish! Lol I'm not the "wing man" girl...I'm the girl with a wing man. Lol let me stop before someone takes me serious..."srsly"! That should give you an idea of the types of emails I receive. Lol Which by the way is oh so attractive (sarcasm)! Oh and before I get a hundred emails talking about how I think I'm the sh*t and maybe if I didn't portray myself the way I do I'd have a man, I'm sorry, I'm just not one of those women who has to have a man JUST for the sake of saying, "I got a man!" lol... hmmm what a crazy notion,huh!? I'm playing...well somewhat.