I know right, you've been waiting for it! You
can call everyone, let them
know. Tell your friends about
it. You'll have to girl talk for
at least five hours tomorrow
about it. I mean, what are the
Ok, so I like to laugh and make
everything into a sarcastic
joke. It happens, right?
Now. I could write a resume for my profile.
Tell you all about me. Like I am
applying for the position of the
guy you are going to hang out
with on Friday, or whatever. But
that would be boring and dull. I
might fall asleep doing that.
Wait, I could list out
interrogation questions! Ask you
things like what you do for fun?
or maybe something really
deep... something like. "So
where are you from?" You'd
swoon, realizing that I care
about where you are from and
thus 'where you're coming from'.
You'd get "all a flush" at my
Oh, I know, I could just delete
all of this and type "Hey
Thank you for looking at my profile
and I hope that you like it. If you think I’m
cute! hit me back and we can
chat" That would probably work
best. I mean, that's what
everyone does right? So it MUST
work! Shouldn't it?